Blue Crash Kit Chatter

Bring Out Your Dead.

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Submitted by Web_MST3K on Fri, 2008-05-02 09:39.

Joel: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Crow: We got one here for you.

BCK: I'm not dead!

Joel: What was that?

Servo: Hey, look, there's plenty of space in the back. Don't trouble yourself, we'll load him up for you.

BCK: I'm not dead!

Joel: Is this guy really dead?

BCK: I'm not dead!

Servo: Don't listen to him, he's an awful liar!

Crow: Aw jeeze, Servo!

Joel: Sorry, this is a plague cart. Stiffs only, no live passengers.

Crow: Can't you make an exception? We're sure he's going to kick the bucket at any time.

BCK: I don't want to go in the cart!

Servo: Shut up, you!

Joel: Sorry, regulations. I'll be back next week and then we'll see if I can do anything for you. Until then, you're stuck with him. See ya.

Crow: "Don't listen to him, he's an awful liar?"

Servo: It was the best thing I could think of on the spur of the moment.

BCK: I'm fine. I feel very happy!

Crow: If you would move or twitch more often, people wouldn't make mistakes like this.


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