Submitted by Web_MST3K on Fri, 2008-05-02 09:39.
Joel: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Crow: We got one here for you.
BCK: I'm not dead!
Joel: What was that?
Servo: Hey, look, there's plenty of space in the back. Don't trouble yourself, we'll load him up for you.
BCK: I'm not dead!
Joel: Is this guy really dead?
BCK: I'm not dead!
Servo: Don't listen to him, he's an awful liar!
Crow: Aw jeeze, Servo!
Joel: Sorry, this is a plague cart. Stiffs only, no live passengers.
Crow: Can't you make an exception? We're sure he's going to kick the bucket at any time.
BCK: I don't want to go in the cart!
Servo: Shut up, you!
Joel: Sorry, regulations. I'll be back next week and then we'll see if I can do anything for you. Until then, you're stuck with him. See ya.
Crow: "Don't listen to him, he's an awful liar?"
Servo: It was the best thing I could think of on the spur of the moment.
BCK: I'm fine. I feel very happy!
Crow: If you would move or twitch more often, people wouldn't make mistakes like this.